So when the air conditioning breaks down at work they have these huge fans that they strategically place to make the employees think it's not that hot, when it really is. If you are a fan of Beyonce, you have probably seen her Crazy In Love video...you know the one where in the end she is in a cute hot pink mini dress dancing in front of huge fans and her hair and dress are blowing in the wind. Well...whenever I see the fans I always do a double take to make sure nobody is around and then I stomp towards the fan like I am walking down a runway just as cute as Beyonce ready to do my own rendition of that video...but today I wasn't in the mood...it's too hot!
I slept in later and then had to rush to get to work on time. I had to fight with the girl because she didn't want to get out of bed to go to summer school so for 45 minutes I had to hear how stupid summer school was...hmmm, if only you got good grades, you wouldn't be there right?
Once I got to work I tried to put on my happy face again. Then I saw a co-worker whose name I will change for blogs sake...hmmm...what can I call her? Oh I know, I will call her candy, since we can always depend on her having candy on her desk for cheapskates like me who don't like buying it but love inhaling it. So anyways I see Candy in the hall and say "Hi.." and her response..."I wish I was". It made me realize, I wasn't the only one whose day started off hot and crazy! I can always rely on Candy to make me laugh, and sometimes she depends on me for laughs too. Don't even get me started about her annoying pink flamingo that she laughed and tortured me with.for days:)
Ok so now would be a good time to name some things that make me crazy...
-People who stuff cotton in their ears and then put headphones on with the volume turned up full blast because they cant hear it well because of the COTTON!
-Lawyers who say..."That's too bad" and they are referring to you.
-People who try and convince me that I love Harry Potter....here's a clue, I don't.
-People who say Wotonsday for Wednesday
Ok, sorry I had to vent about some things that annoyed me today. I think that I can safely say that this heat has gotten to everybody. Here in Southern California we are never happy. When it rains less than an inch we are taking out our umbrellas and declaring flood watch. When it's hot we are proclaiming we must be distant relatives of the Wicked Witch on Wizard of Oz because we're melting! Even my refrigerator hates the heat and decided what better time to break down than in summer when we would actually like cold things to drink. The fridge side stopped working so now the freezer is acting as our main refrigerator. I am sure that in a few days even that will break down since we have stuffed it to capacity and it is working overtime.
Today I found this great appliance shop that would pick up old appliances and they had great new ones or I should say new used ones. They even took credit cards to which we were going to use. After work we ventured there to find one that would work that we liked and were ready to go...until the guy said..."Oh, we're not doing credit cards right now and we don't know when we will"... Wonderful...you think they could have told me this when I first visited the shop and they handed me a business cards saying WE ACCEPT CREDIT CARDS...so no refrigerator today.
Went home, rested for a few minutes and then I was off to church, but not before being told the way I said goodbye was making fun of this "Situation". Dang, all I said was bye. Out of the whole day I have to say that church was the best part of the day. I sat next to someone who wrote some inspiring words in my spritual journal and we had a half hour of individual prayer. I was inspired and feeling refreshed...until I turned my phone back on and was bombarded with questions like..."Is church done"..."Where are you at"...Didn't you get my messages". At this point I was in Stater Bros looking for a bottle of Calgon which claims it can TAKE ME AWAY. Let me just say, if that were true at all, I would have owned the company by now. Can't I go to church and take a half hour after that to have a little bit of time?
Sanity in the house lasted about a half hour before it was the usual ALL KINDS OF CRAZY which ended with two people thinking the other was wrong, a daughter yelling across the house to be quiet since she had summer school in the morning (hey, didn't she say she hated school?) and me in my suite alone feeling stupid for feeling sorry before now and wishing I had central air or at leasta Beyonce fan.
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